Hey Geoff! I got your book. It’s pretty good.
I mean it made me laugh and everything,
but aren’t you worried that the thought police
will find you’re not politically correct?
I know you’ve got that maistrie thing
the Wife of Bath is all concerned about,
but there’s Griselda too. I mean, come on.
I can’t believe you’re serious with her
and that misogynist she’s married to.
Don’t get me wrong. I think that you’re the best.
It’s just you make me question who I am,
and if I’m just another sexist pig.
Or possibly, I hope, Griselda knows
what’s going on and is the master there.
I guess it doesn’t matter. After all
I’ll keep on reading you no matter what.
And if you wouldn’t mind, when you’re around,
I wonder, could I get your autograph?